Funny Things to Say During Sex

Literally, sex is a part of life. It has existed and continues to exist from the very beginning of the world. Sex and sexuality are about more than just two people, a bed, and a few aphrodisiacs. We have a lot of scientific papers on this subject. However, today we’re going to tell funny things to say during sex. We made a list of funny things to say during sex. Let’s check it out.

1. Screaming your own name: It would be very funny to shout your own name during sex. It should be noted that it can also be reversed.
2. Nerf This
3. Justice rains from above
4. Fire in the hole!
5. Let’s drop the beat
6. Let’s win this for Mother Russia
7. Mine too: When your partner states a situation during sex and if you say, “Mine too”,  there may be some very funny moments.

-Boy: Oh My God my cock is so hard.

-Girl: Ohhh mine too

Hot Things to Say During Sex

Do you want to say something hot during sex? Hot things are often said during sex as well as fun things. Now let’s look at the hot things to say during sex.

1. Ready for round 2?
2. Touch me right there.
3. So, I had this dream last night.
4. I want you in my mouth.
5. bI love the way you smell.
6. Whispering what you’re doing.
7. We fit so good together.
8. I want you inside me.
9. Nobody makes me horny like you do.

Things Not to Say During Sex

However, there are some things that it’s a good decision not to say during sex. If you say these things, your relationship could be badly affected. Therefore, you must be careful what you say in your daily life so that something doesn’t go wrong.

• I have to poop.
• Smile for the camera!
• Get off me, I’ll do it myself!
• You’re almost as good as my Ex.
• On second thought let’s turn the light off.
• I’m sobering up and you’re getting ugly.
• But everybody looks funny naked.
• Your too fat to be on top.
• I think the condom broke 5 minutes ago.
• What’s your name again?

Best Things to Say During Sex

It is perfectly normal to talk to your partner during  sex. All these habits vary from person to person. Some don’t talk at all, some talk dirty, and some talk erotic. You should experience and find the best things that increase the efficiency of your sex with your partner. Examples of the best things to say during sex:

• “I am coming”: Man love to hear that.
• Shout out his/her name often.
• “I love it when you go down on me”.
• “Your thing is so big”: Also, man love to hear that too.
• “This is the best sex I’ve ever had”.
• “You make me feel so good”.
• “I’ve been thinking about you all day”.
• “You taste amazing”.
• “I want you”.
• “I need you”.

If you haven’t read our previous article about Things You Can Say During Sex and a Funeral, we suggest you read it.